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Stargate Atlantis: Romance at the Roadkill Grill by lamardeuse

Fandom: Stargate Atlantis
Pairings/Characters: Rodney McKay/John Sheppard
Rating: Explicit
Length: 22,349 words
Creator Links: lamardeuse on AO3
Theme: Food & Cooking

Summary: Author's Summary: In which Rodney is a famous TV chef and John is a lobster fisherman. I am not even kidding.

Reccer's Notes: This is a complete SGA AU featuring Rodney, John, Ronon, and Teyla as the only SGA characters, surrounded by a community of OCs, most of whom are women. The writer notes, "[This is] Pure AU crack. You have been warned. Based on my forty-second reading of the back cover of a random Harlequin and my internalization of romantic comedy conventions through innumerable films and books for the past thirty-odd years."

And the story is exactly as advertised: a light-hearted, rom-comical, persnickety fish-out-of-water meets laid-back fisherman romance.

Fanwork Links: story on AO3

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The Prompt Dump

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! early

Bonfire

bonfire meme
because it's that time of year

It's a bonfire! No special rules, just come get toasty!

how to play

1. Create a top-level!

2. Chat with others around the fire. Play games, share stories, get cozy.

🔥 stay warm

autumn drinks Hot cocoa, warm apple cider... Delicious!

roasts Pass the marshmallows, please!

scary stories What was on the back of her car? Was it... a hook?!

alcoholic drinks Who's daring you to chug that Oktoberfest beer?

comfort Soft, cozy clothes are that much better near the fire.

guitar solo There's always that one... anyway, here's Wonderwall.

partied too hard The one stumbling over logs and slurring their words.

truth or dare The best thing about this game is that it can happen anywhere.

wood The fire's getting a little low.. you wouldn't mind scouting for more wood, would you?

chubby bunny How many marshmallows can you fit in your mouth?

deep chats Fires have a way of getting the truth out of people...

horror movie What was that noise? Someone should go investigate.

wildcard What happens at the fire, stays at the fire.

guess my name

GUESS MY NAME

This is probably the only meme where you DON'T want to include your character's name.

+ Why? Because we're going to Rumpelstiltskin this bitch. That's right. All those bakerstreet strangers gotta guess their name, based only on your character's appearance and what they think fits.
+ Luckily, nobody's stealing babies or souls over incorrect guesses.
+ ...as of yet.

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what is it good for?

THE WAR ZONE MEME

WARNING: Meme will contain TRIGGERS, including war, violence, capture, and general uncomfortable content. Please do not click if you don't want to see, and please respect your fellow role-players.

Post with your character with name and canon.
List any preferences(roles, scenarios, time periods, etc.) you have.
Reply to others! Roll using random.org or choose your prompts.

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Daddy jokes

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Polyship Week 2025

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[warning] blood/injuries

walk it off!

You or your meme partner has been hurt, but don't worry! This time around it's not that bad. You can still limp your way out of this mess.

INJURIES.
1. Sprain/strain. How did you screw up walking?
2. Broken bones. Simple fractures still hurt.
3. Cuts. Hopefully one of you has a sewing kit.
4. Burns. Location, location, location. Let's pray this one isn't on your ass.
5. Concussion. No, they're most likely not holding up fifteen fingers.
6. Other. I'm not a doctor.

HOW'D IT HAPPEN.
1. Stupidity. You did this to yourself.
2. Accident. Is an unintentional attack still an attack?
3. Attack. Don't lie, you deserved it.
4. Other. It's probably still your own fault.

WHERE'D IT HAPPEN.
1. Home. Did you remember to invest in a first aid kit?
2. School/Work. This should be excellent for getting you out of doing stuff!
3. Outdoors. Predators like the smell of blood. Clean up asap.
4. In the water. Hopefully there aren't any sharks!
5. Other. Like a hospital. That'd be handy.

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[meme] ooc

ooc friending meme

ooc friending meme
■ fill out the form below in a comment.
■ go around to other people's comments and make new friends!
■ it's really that simple.

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A Speedy Equinox: A Day For Mia Dearden

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you're just happy to be here, aren't you?

"What Are You Looking For?"

We writers know what kind of CR we have in mind for our characters, but what is it that our characters are looking for? Do they want a new friend, a steamy hook-up, a sparring partner, a new nemesis? Are they actively on the hunt for love? Do they even know? Maybe they're not looking for anything at all, and they're content with what they have. Or... maybe they're desperate for human connection of any kind, but internal hang-ups surrounding vulnerability and intimacy are standing in their way. What fun!

No blank top-levels.
Instead, characters are to respond to the proposed question: what are you looking for?
Tag around! Maybe you'll find it!

hc

the hurt/comfort meme

( tl;dr )
( I only care about the prompts )

/dying

Find Them Dying

you shoulda seen the other guy...

🩸 comment with your character. they're on the brink of death and have been unceremoniously dumped somewhere. yeah, that's all their blood...
🩹 anyone who comments is the lucky good samaritan who discovers them.
🩸 at least you'd better pray they're filled with the milk of human kindness. they could heal you, but there's always the alternative.
🩹 what if they're an angel of death who'll finish the job?

Date starters

DATE STARTERS

Let's get this show on the road. No need to wait, start a scene!

RULES
○ Comment with your character and preferences.
○ If someone wants to tag you, they'll send you one of the following sentence starters, either their own choice or picked by the mighty RNG.
○ Using that one sentence, you build a thread from there.

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Multi-Fandom: 10 Items or Less Exchange - SIGN UPS OPEN

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A kiss would fix me

kissing. that's it, that's the meme.

ONE: comment with your character and preferences.
TWO: you're kissing.
THREE: reply to others.
FOUR: no, seriously, they're kissing.
FIVE: whether there's backstory behind it, whether this has been building-building-BUILDING up or you've just met or you've been cursed by the universal, non-season specific hanging festive object of your choice and you can't escape until you smooch OR you literally just tripped into somebody's lips, if doesn't matter. btw it doesn't have to be on the mouth. live your best creative life.
SIX: it's a thing. it's happening. so you probably better let the people in the back know if you want assumed CR, gentle kisses on the forehead only, if you prefer gen/platonic kisses for the kids, crack threads, frenching, one-sided or misunderstood intentions and mistaken identities, whatevs.
SEVEN: kissin'. kiss kiss fall in love motherf-

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REMINDER: Fandom Empire offers Bingo

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what are friends for

ｆｒｉｅｎｄｓｗｉｔｈｂｅｎｅｆｉｔｓ

sex friends. fuck buddies. friends with benefits. no matter what you call it, it's the perfect arrangement: you get to enjoy awesome sex and an awesome friendship, without any of the complications that come from being romantically involved. there's no drama, no threat of heartbreak, and no pressure to commit — just good friends having good sex.

unless one of you catches feelings, of course. but you wouldn't do that, would you?
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100 Alexander Hamilton (Hamilton 2015) icons

I'm not throwing away my shot!

texting meme.

TEXTING MEME
You’ve got your TFLN, you’ve got your sexting, now here’s the meme for all those gen texts, phone calls, voicemails, pictures of your cats, and whatever else your little heart can come up with, because who doesn't like a little old fashioned friendly texting. (Or enemy texting, if that's more your bag.)

instructions: What it says on the tin! Leave a comment with your character, include preferences, a start, absolutely nothing or whatever you want. Run around and reply to others. Lather, rinse, repeat.